So i was watching the debate last night at the gym, without sound of course, because who the fuck owns an fm receiver anymore these days, and i realized something....in addition to the fact that he will probably bring on the final days in this country and the fact that he might be the Antichrist (i have my money on Plain for that one) he can not raise his arms above his head!
I repeat John McCain CAN NOT raise his arms above his head...
Why, you ask, does this even matter? Look at Roosevelt, you say, he was in a a wheelchair and he did a fine job as president despite his handicap.
yes this is true.
but you forgot about tebagging
yes teabagging
How will john McCain ever be able to protect himself from teabaging if he can not raise his arms above his head?
What if some threating foreign leader just come s and plops his balls down on johny boys distinguished grey dome, then what will he do?
Nothing, he will do nothing, for he can not even raise his hands to slap those low hangers from his brow.
And then what you ask, well i will tell you.
We will become the laughing stock of the nation and then its just down hill from there how can the world respect a leader than cant defend himself for a set of balls? It can and will not. We will become the laughing stock of the world and America the superpower, America the decider will cease to be, and all that will be left will be a bunch of undereducated fat people with balls on there faces
Don't let this happen to America,
Obama for president, Vote no on teabagging
